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    January 02

    开心时刻

    好耐冇写文了!因为唔知写乜!冇话题,冇灵感!
    不过....哈哈...有D搞笑野想同大家分享一下!
     
    笑话一: BUS 篇 ( 阿婆 VS 身形似韩红的妇人)
              妇人手拿着一大条厕纸上车,坐在阿婆隔离.
             因为BUS开动的关系,妇人无意碰了阿婆一下:
             妇人:" 唉呀,唔好意思呀,阿婆!!
             阿婆:" 唔紧要~~!!!(声调向上升) 肥婆系咁的了!!
             妇人:".....-_-"(苦笑)
             (本人正坐在对面,几乎笑出声!好在本人够镇定!!)
     
    笑话二: 电话篇 (小妹 VS 友人)
              小妹: 喂?
              友人: 喂! 想问下你D野.....
              小妹: 你呢个咩电话来架?
              友人: 我手机啰!!你冇野嘛?!
              小妹: 点解同我手机电话本上的唔同的?你改左电话咩?
              友人: 冇呀!!
              小妹: 但我电话本上你明明是137106XXXXX
              友人: 你有冇搞错呀?!!果个系我条仔的电话来架!!
              小妹: ER~~~~~
              友人: 你又会咁记得我条仔的!!!!
     
    笑话三: 行业篇 ( 黄生 VS 客人)
              客人: 我想询问1个20呎货柜去日本的价钱
              黄生: 你想几时出运? 是什么货?
              客人: 我下个月头出运!我是要豆腐(到付)的!
              黄生: 豆腐呀??咁可能要用冻柜的了!
              客人: 唔使!!我是要做豆腐(到付)之嘛!
              黄生: 咩意思??...........哦~~!!你是话你想海运费做到付?!
              客人: 是呀!!
              黄生: 唉呀,听到我吖!重以为你真系运D豆腐去日本添!!(一额汗)
     
     
    (P.S. 以上都是真人真事,绝非吹水老作!)
            
    11:42:51 AM | Blog it | NIKI'S闲聊

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    Picture of Anonymous
    Kevin的快乐时代 wrote:
    我....好多时系BUS上面都会....训觉，HOHO~
    Jan. 7
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    天白 wrote:
    ^O^~ 笑話一中寸人的阿婆好掂!!~ (p.s.現實中除了小孩和老人家外, 如膽敢如此說話的, 肯定是想撩架打!!~)
    Jan. 3
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    NiKi wrote:
    回KEVIN:
    其实好多事都是在身边发生的,是乎自己有没有去留意而已!
    (P.S.小妹我见得大场面多嘛!哈哈......)
    Jan. 2
    Picture of Anonymous
    Kevin的快乐时代 wrote:
    又几好笑哦。。。点解我未试过。。。如果系我，我即刻笑左出黎。。哈哈。
    Jan. 2

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